Category: Life

Imagine changing the lyrics, it’s easy if you try…..

Driving to work this morning, channel hopping on the radio, I stumbled across the John Lennon classic ‘Imagine’.

Obviously I started to sing along to it, badly….

Then I realized that the song had been changed and I nearly drove off the road in a rage.

These are the original lyrics from the second verse, I just looked them up….

Imagine there’s no countries, it isn’t hard to do

No need to kill or die for and no religions too

Imagine all the people

Living life in peace

The end of the second line had been changed to ‘…and one religion too’

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That is why you should always run…….

And so, with those words did the conversation start…..

Let me rewind a tad. On Saturday morning I rode to Cars and Coffee, there is nothing new there, I often take ‘the bike’, there is special motorcycle parking and my bike is fairly unusual.

At the end of the event I walked back to where I had parked and there was a young guy standing next to a black GSXR 1000 talking animatedly with another motorcyclist. As I approached, sensing his chance the other biker left the conversation and the GSXR owner said, loudly ‘and that is why you should always run’, thus engaging me in conversation…..

The young guy – he was 23 it transpired – had just been on the receiving end of ‘huge’ ticket and a ‘hour long’ lecture on his riding.

He is now, it appears, in a position where he is going to have to sell his bike as his insurance is going to cost him more than he can afford.

Rather than learn ‘do not ride like a dumb-ass’ he has learned that you should always run.

He even showed the ‘cool’ flip-up licence plate that he had fitted – well, when I say ‘fitted’ I mean ‘bashed with a hammer until it was barely recognizeable and then bashed onto the bike with cable ties and ductape.

*sigh

The next evolutionary step

I read with interest an article in which Stephen Hawking expressed concern that any visit from an Alien race may not have peaceful intentions, likening any visitation with the impact that humans have inflicted on each other when colonizing other countries.

Though I hate to disagree, I feel that he may be incorrect in his assumption that any alien race would want to conquer the planet, they may want to ‘show us the way’, which to us, the comparatively primitive race may feel a lot like the North American Indians felt when we educated them regarding Christianity.

However I hope that any advanced race has already gone through a logical next step in terms of evolution and would be a lot more understanding of us than we were when we forced our religion and our culture onto what we considered the ‘savages’.

The logical step that I am talking about is not physical, but mental.

If we are to reach for the stars, as the alien race that Hawking is considering, then we, humanity, needs to work together.

The current ‘mess’ that we are in proves that we are not very good at that. The rich are rich and the poor, well, the poor do not matter.

If we are going to reach for the stars, or just really get much further along as a society, then we need to work as a single population towards those common goals.

This means that we need to look beyond political and religious divisions and do the ‘right thing’, rather than the thing that inconvenience us personally the least.

The state that I live in is teetering on the edge of bankruptcy, during the housing boom and the associated spending frenzy the state committed to improving roads, building new buildings and vast amounts of pet projects. This spending is mostly spent now and the state is in a huge budget crisis.

The solution to the crisis is simple, we, as a state, need to balance the expenditure with the income available, plus we need to ensure that we have adequate reserves.

This is incredibly obvious.

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Planet Fret….

Recently I have been wondering about the legacy that we are creating for our children.

The recent oil spill in the Gulf reminded me that the gasoline that I put in my car each week comes from ‘somewhere’, it comes from a hole in the ground that taps into a huge oil ‘pool’. This is a finite resource and that concerns me. Mostly because we tend to not consider that it is finite, precious, limited.

My car manages to travel for about 24 miles on a single (US) gallon of gas. That gallon currently costs me $3.24, I know this because I filled my car up, but generally I take little notice of the costs, it is just built into my budget. That gasoline came from a hole in the ground somewhere.

It used a tiny, tiny percentage of the total amount of oil that is available to the world, but everyone else is filling their vehicles too, at some point that insignificant fill-up is going to have a real impact on the amount left.

The energy that was stored is gone, kind of, it is transferred into heat, electrical power, forward motion and, on part of my commute at least, sound waves in the shape of the B52’s.

Did I waste that energy ?

Did I use it in an efficient way ?

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Worst Buys Greek Squid……

The word ‘geek’ used to be an insult, perhaps it is becoming so again ?

A few days ago I was asked to look at a pair of computers that belong to a’ friend. The two machines are HP’s, an elderly, but still really nicely functional laptop and a fairly new desktop.

Both machines had been used by ‘children’ and as such, they had teenagitis, multiple copies of ‘extorsionware’, out-of-date anti-virus and every ‘free game’ known to man.

In other words, they are a pair of machines that are owned by people that are less than computer savvy.

The laptop was pretty easy to deal with, booting an OEM copy of XP and using the installation codes on the label affixed to the underside had it up and running quickly, hp.com relinquished the drivers for the wi-fi and 18,197 updates later I installed Microsoft’s Security Essentials and all was good.

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Doin’ the Hokey Kokey

This evening as I made my way home through the ‘rush hour’ traffic, an hour which i feel I need to point out lasts for ‘several hours’ and is completely impossible to rush through, I spotted an extreme Hokey Kokey motorcyclist.

As he pulled up to the (red) traffic lights in front of me he had both feet off the pegs and he sort of dragged his heels for a good twenty yards before finally wobbling almost to a halt a few yards short of the line.  He then accelerated, sort of, by slipping the clutch in what sounded like 5th or 6th gear and almost stalled the bike.

When he finally stopped, still short of the line, he wobbled a little to the left and mashed the back brake (right foot) pedal and stuck his left leg down.

Then he put his right leg down.

And lifted his left leg and mashed the gear lever up and down for a while and found neutral.

So he put his left leg down.

and his right leg up (brake)

and took his hands off the bars.

The engine died with a jolt, it seems that he had a false neutral.

Both hands on bars (both hands in ?)

Clutch and brake pulled

Right leg down

Left leg up, shake and find neutral.

Start motor – both hands in.

Left leg down

Right leg up (brake)

Both arms off (out) and he started the usual bum scratching routine.

The light changed to green.

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Do I want an iPad ?

My current laptop is a fairly old and beaten PowerBook G4 and recently it has been showing signs of age more than ever. I also have an Acer Aspire One Netbook, that runs ChromiumOS, but this is too small to use for anything beyond uber casual surfing.

Desktop computing is handled by an AMD powered, Quad core machine with lots of memory and plenty of disk space that dual boots Vista (ugh) and Linux.

Having migrated my e-mail, contacts and calender to google services I have little need for a ‘local’ e-mail, just a really good browser and access to my domain’s. Or alternatively a really good e-mail program that copes with imap or exchange services.

Chrome browser support would be great, then I get the plethora of pluggins and bookmarks sync, which is something I never knew I wanted, but now cannot imagine life without.

Battery life is not a huge thing to me, but a decent display is. My Powerbook does 1280×854, more screen real estate would be good, or a decent ‘pinch-to-zoom’ would be cool I guess.

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F1 vs NASCAR

Or how I learned to love to watch people driving in circles.

MontoyaNASCAR was not exactly popular among my peers growing up in the UK. Apart from the odd mention on TV I had not really heard of the sport until I became a regular reader of Motoring News. Even then, the mentions were vague and related to a sport that I had no reference points for.

Let me explain.

In the UK there is a huge ‘club’ racing scene, with many formula based classes that allow anyone that is interested to race wheel-to-wheel at a price that matches their budget.

There is a simple ‘open vs closed wheel’ split, and then ‘tin tops vs open’ split too. The open-wheelers ranged from ‘Formula Ford’ up to ‘Formual One’, with a reasonably simple progression that would allow almost anyone with talent to progress through the ranks and arrive in F1 after a few years. Many famous names made the progression. I remember seeing Nigel Mansell race in the lower series at my local track for example.

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Heading back to work….

Today is the last day of my enforced ‘vacation’, I have an official start date of ‘Thursday” for my new job.

It has been a bit of an adventure to say the least. The day before the lay-off I applied for a job at a company that is fairly close to my old office, the position sounded interesting and the company looks strong and forward thinking. I heard nothing. I interviewed elsewhere and found that although there are jobs out there, there are few that really excited me. In the suddenly busy days and changed routines I completely forgot about the job that I had applied for.

Now at this point I suggest that you read back a little more, one of the first things I did when faced with job hunting was to re-write my resume. The prior version was rambling and full of way too many detailed descriptions. I read somewhere that the average recruiter will merely glance at a resume and scan it for applicable skills, so the absolute best way to get their attention is to use simple, short, concise prose and perhaps lots of bullets. Knowing that given the chance I can sit and write a novel when a simple yes/no is needed, you can probably understand when I say that my resume was more like a bound volume than a couple of page introduction to my career.

So I carefully re-wrote it and created a format that I felt was eye catching enough to get noticed, but not so much that it was for all the wrong reasons, I did leave out the fluffy bunnies, but the cool font and clever layout remained. I had a set of great interviews at a small company that I felt went well, but no offer other than ‘you are #1’ was forthcoming, they expanded their search, but I remained #1, but they are still looking elsewhere.

The level of interest in my newly concise resume was substantial, quickly, including a call from an agency in Florida. I nearly ignored the message because I did not understand half of it – a combination of a quick talker and a bad line nearly conspired to kill it dead.

As soon as I spoke to the caller, Donna, I realized that this was a very, very good opportunity and potentially a very, very good fit. I e-mailed her a clean version of my resume and then things started to happen, quickly.

At some point I realized that I had applied for this job about a month previous !

I interviewed on the phone a couple of days later and once more felt that the opportunity was extremely good. I also felt that I had ‘clicked’. Very quickly I was called in and spent several hours over two days talking with potential colleagues. Then it was a question of getting the offer out and accepted and background checks etc.

So I start tomorrow, which is great. I have spent way too much time fiddling with the suspension on the MINI and re-writing css for my web sites and changing hosts for cncpics.com….

How does my mind work ?

I spent some time today sorting out my music collection. It was a mess with a lot of duplicates and even missing files, thankfully all of our music is stored on the server, so my personal collection, which resides on an internal disk that is accessible from both Windows and Linux (iTunes and Rhythm Box) is merely a subset of the main library.

So any missing files are at least accessible.

Booting into Windows and using iTunes to manage the music makes some sense due to the ease of use of the application and the extra facilities over RB. The major advantage is that drag and drop will simply copy and catalogue files and place them into the correct structure.

However my quad core 64Bit 8GB machine actually struggles to run iTunes at a decent rate, adding or deleting more than a couple of hundred files in a single hit it will report that it is out of memory. Secondly there is little to no scripting abilities in Vista compared to Linux.

After a couple of hours of frustration, performance issues and more frustration I switched to the land of $ prompts.

To find missing files I simply compared the number of files in the album folders using ls – | grep wc -l (number of lines) and then also looked for dupes with a few simple grep’s.

Once I had the missing and dupes under a reasonable level of control I started to look at the albums that I had in the collection and deleted ones that I do not want.

Again this was easier from the file manager than from RB (or iTunes).

Cleaning up this way reduced my local storage nicely and made sure that I only had whole albums (or CD singles) as far as possible. Running RB to show the results and to sync with my iPhone was pretty gratifying.

It also sparked a memory.

I rarely listen to the radio, but one morning a few months ago I was using ooTunes to listen to BBC Radio 1, a British pop channel and they played a track called ‘Paper Planes by a band called MIA when I heard it I bought the album on iTunes within a few minutes. The song was oddly familiar but I could not for the life of me figure out where I had heard it. Until today.

It turns out that I already had the song, albeit in a massively re-mixed form as it is used in Slumdog Millionaire, one of my favorite movies of last year.

How do I know this ?

There was a missing track in the Slumdog OST folder and my script highlighted it.

Somehow my brain had made the link when I had heard the un-remixed version on the ‘radio’ hence the familiarity.

I really prefer the original version over the remix though.

Now if only I could use this association and recognition skill for something useful…..

Oh and at the end of the scripting and messing, I booted back into Vista and imported the new library back into the iTunes library and all was well in the world…..